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My brother's just opened a shop.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.
Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
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