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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?
Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
Did the bionic monster have a brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.
'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?'
'He saws people in half.'
'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'
'One half brother and two half sisters.'
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
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