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Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
My sister went on a crash diet.
Is that why she looks a wreck ?
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.'
'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?'
'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !'
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