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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
Teacher: What's this a picture of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a kangaroo.
Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
Why did your sister jump out the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.'
'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!
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